Wednesday, November 25, 2009

Orange - "A Shift in the Life of a Hall Monitor"

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4 comments:

  1. Tim, that's priceless! We have hall monitors at our church, too. I have to check my best friend's wrist band before she can pick up her little boy, whom I baby-sit quite frequently. It's all so funny!

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  2. Thanks,

    If that church ever needs "back-up", I'm licensed to kill (only if necessary, of course).

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  3. I LOVE your post. I couldn't help but think of the oompa,oompa guys on `Willy Wonka` when I read oomph at 10:19am. Maybe it was the orange shirt or the depends. Not sure!! Whatever it was this is a great post for sure.

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  4. Our church doesn't have hall monitors and now I'm wondering if we need to quickly implement some. Yikes! I didn't know church could be so dangerous!
    Thanks for the good laugh this morning. Good thing I was wearing my Depends...
    (visited from To Love, Honor and Vacuum)

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