Tim, that's priceless! We have hall monitors at our church, too. I have to check my best friend's wrist band before she can pick up her little boy, whom I baby-sit quite frequently. It's all so funny!
Thanks,If that church ever needs "back-up", I'm licensed to kill (only if necessary, of course).
I LOVE your post. I couldn't help but think of the oompa,oompa guys on `Willy Wonka` when I read oomph at 10:19am. Maybe it was the orange shirt or the depends. Not sure!! Whatever it was this is a great post for sure.
Our church doesn't have hall monitors and now I'm wondering if we need to quickly implement some. Yikes! I didn't know church could be so dangerous!Thanks for the good laugh this morning. Good thing I was wearing my Depends...(visited from To Love, Honor and Vacuum)
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