Don't be afraid. That's just me wearing a wolf hat.
Two minutes to get in. 30 minutes (with help of a staff member) to get out.
I'm a rocker! The only difference between me and Bon Jovi is talent.
Driving, while on a cell phone. I am a rebel...
...and a cowboy.
This is me attacking the stairs to the waterslide.
There's a lot of stairs.
I was there for over an hour. Kids just kept stepping over me.
I actually find those waterslides a little scary.
Finally, I found something more my speed.
We had dinner in a Gingerbread house. The meal was awesome...
...but not as good as the house.
I finished off a whole wall.
After such a big meal, I took a nap...in the lobby.
Back at my room, I discovered the down side of keeping all of my past wrist bands. Which one opens my door?
Well rested, and loaded with sugar, I burned some energy "bed jumping". (Note the lack of headroom because, unfortunately, I didn't).
My wife says I was outcold for at least twenty minutes.
But, later on, I tried again...under a higher ceiling (and in my wife's PJ's).
This is my eye. I love underwater cameras.
And, if anyone asks why the Hot tub had to close down for an hour...it wasn't me. Really.
Have a Great Wolf day,