Monday, November 8, 2010

Meet Inksnatcher

Each week, I'll be taking some time to introduce you to a blog I find interesting, funny or absurd.  Although the content you will be exposed to won't be coming directly from my mind, it will definitely be something my mind loves. So, if you enjoy my mind...you'll enjoy these friends.
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There is a time for everything under the sun…except to watch Gnomes and Trolls. Just don’t. You won’t be missing anything. No, seriously…don’t even Google it.

Anyways, there is…

…a time for war and a time for peace.

…a time to eat muffins and a time to not.

…a time to find “funny” by way of deliberate systematic searching and a time to accidentally stumble across “funny” while perusing your facebook wall in the early hours of a holiday Monday.

…a time to sow and a time to reap.

Today, I’d like to focus on the third one. If, however, you’re interested in my take on the other three, you’ll have to wait for my other blogs - which are presently under construction:

organicpeasandallthingscorn.com,
muffinsareyummyinmytummy.com and,
timmysstepbystepplantoworlddomination.com

A month ago, I was checking out what was happening in Facebook World on a beautiful Canadian Thanksgiving morning. Some new friendships had been formed and a few personality tests had been taken. Two profile pics had been changed (one not necessarily for the better) and a call to “like” “love” was being circulated (I passed). It was all pretty ho-hum until I read this status:

If you haven't read my latest blog post yet
and you are of the female persuasion (or you have moobs), read it

Now, I’m not of the female perusasion (although females can persuade me) and I don’t have moobs, but I hadn’t read her lastest blog post…and it had the word “moob” in it, so I checked it out.

And you should too.

INKSNATCHER

Inksnatcher is an incredibly diverse blog which comes as no surprise seeing as Sally, the soul behind the writing, describes herself as,

Seeker, thinker, writer, chef, lover of God, strategist, counselor,
dream interpretor, singer, consumer, facilitator, mediator, mother, wife.

And I’d like to add - to the front of the list…Woman of Wit.

As a side note, my grade nine English teacher was also a dream interpretor but, despite a great effort, I ultimately think my child-drawn, cartoon-style, crayon-coloured dream featuring me as Charlie Brown stumped him. Sally…let’s talk.

Inksnatcher has stuff for the Mind, Body and Spirit with topics covering technology to business advice to food. However, it’s Sally’s highly amusing and unique take on everyday life that sold me.

On Public Gassings:

“Who knows what chemical reaction occurred in the bowels of my being,
but as we swayed our way into spiritual ecstasy, I felt air bubbles travel down to my cheeky parts.”

On Exercise (or the lack there of):

“I can’t believe that if Jesus told me to get up and walk he’d force me onto the dreaded Stairmaster. Jesus is sweet and kind: in Sunday school they always told me that. Then again, in paintings, he only ever has the little lambs on his shoulders, not the belly bulging ewes.”

On Spammers:

“I do not understand Russian, понимать, but if I were a guy and I hadn’t heard that most Russian brides are nut jobs, I might have been interested. Good luck with that visa application.”

Funny AND educational.

VISIT Inksnatcher's blog www.inksnatcher.com/blog and be sure and tell her that Timmy sent you.
BUT, if you're of the female persuasion or have "moobs" START HERE.  Enjoy.

Have a good one,
Timmy
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4 comments:

  1. I've been known to giggle over at Sally's. How can one help it?????

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  2. Timmy, send me that stick figure Charlie Brown. I feel an interpetation coming on. :D

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  3. Hey, thanks for the introduction to a great blogger! Off to check her out!

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  4. Lisa, don't help it. Just let it happen.

    Sally, I'll see if I can recall it and send you a sketch.

    NGIP, Enjoy.

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