It’s time to find out which Princesses fill out the middle of my list. Here we go, starting at number 8:
8. Vespa
You really have to appreciate someone who has a singular passion…even if it is her hair.
Sure she made someone else lug her monster hair dryer across the desert, but consider this…she uses a monster hair dryer! Tell me that doesn’t take some amazing forearm strength. With those, “flashing eyes, flushed cheeks and trembling lips” she may be ugly when she’s angry, but hands down…
…the sexiest female bass singer you’ll ever meet.
7. Snow White
Snow White is the ultimate symbol of purity.
That’s cool and all, but it’s not why she got on this list. You see, Snow White’s “snow white” image is pretty attractive, but when Shrek 3 revealed a previously hidden, “edgier” side to this iconic princess…I was sold. Remember the scene when she angelically whistled and sang her way to the enchanted trees which were guarding the castle, only to unleash the woodland creatures like bats out of hell. That’s hot!
Ya I have a sweet tooth but, every once in a while…I like a little spice.
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6. Ariel
Ariel is a mermaid. Enough said.
5. Rapunzel
Rapunzel has blond hair, big eyes and a frying pan. What more could you ask for?
How ‘bout MAGIC hair? Done! Not only can Rapuzel’s mile long golden locks revive a dead person and guide a lost soul through a dark cavern but they make Spiderman’s web seem…silly. In fact, every time she whips her hair Indiana Jones comes across like an amateur. And, Rapunzel’s saucer size eyes aren’t nearly as appealing as the way she handles the frying pan. She may not be able to cook with it, but she can certainly use it to clean house…if you know what I mean.
This sweet little thing is absolutely lethal. I think I’m in love.
4. Xena
Xena is using her power for good…and wears leather - both very admirable qualities.
How many ruthless warlord princesses do I know? None.
How many ruthless warlord princesses turned protector of the people do I know? One.
Xena is the ultimate bad girl turned good girl…and she wears leather.
She’s a princess with purpose. The same passion and drive which earned her the title “Destroyer of Nations” now motivates her to defend the weak. With a name meaning, “Hospitable”, the Warrior Princess could play host & security guard at her own party. She’d welcome guests with open arms…and snap the neck of any who dare crash the festivities. She’d also be killer at Ultimate Frisbee.
Did I mention she wears leather?
Seven Princesses who would make any Kingdom a better place. Go To Part III HERE to find out which Princesses sit on the three thrones of my heart...and read my final words for Princess-to-be Kate Middleton.
Have a good one,
Timmy
Who knew there were so many?
ReplyDeleteAriel, really? She's such a whiner!
dan and I were trying to figure it out, Vespa never crossed my mind. and I haven't seen Shrek 3 - therefore never seen Snow White's edgier side.
ReplyDeleteplease say a top 3 isn not she-ra princess of power. please.
hmmm....who's left? Jasmine, Belle, Cinderella, Sleeping Beauty....Maid Marian?
ReplyDeleteI'm sticking with my original guess. :)
ReplyDeleteLisa...she's a mermaid. She can whine all she wants!
ReplyDeleteMichelle...Vespa always crosses my mind. Did you watch the Snow White Clip? No...She-ra is not there.
Joyful...Hmmm. You may be surprised.
Cat...Jasmine? Why? Because she's exotic, smokin' hot and wears minimal clothing?