Wednesday, May 21, 2014

Really, Kanye!?

Really, Kanye!?

What is your deal?

Not a chance this was Kim's idea.

Timmy Boyle Kanye West
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When you released your debut album The College Dropout back in 2004 did I release a critically acclaimed rap album at the same time?


Why? Because it was YOUR time...and I didn't have a rap album to release.

But even if I had one I wouldn't have released it.

So, why are you doing this to me?

You've received multiple Grammy Awards.
I've received multiple requests to sing my version of Sonny & Cher's “I Got You Babe”

You've been considered one of Time magazine's 100 most influential people. 
I've been considered a regular reader of Time magazine.

You've amassed over 10.5 million Twitter followers.
I've amassed almost 300...if I round it up to the nearest hundred.

You've appeared regularly on Forbe's list of wealthy celebrities.
My elastic band wallet cost more than the cash it wraps around.

Clearly we are world's apart. Now.

But you see me coming. Don't you?

And it freaks you out.

It's the only explanation I've got for this blatant scene-stealing move.

Look, I'm not completely surprised. I mean high-jacking Taylor Swift's VMA moment, back in 2009, set an incredible precedent. I just didn't think I was on your radar.

Ultimately, the warning shot you've just fired across my bow is kind of a compliment. I'm your 2014 Taylor Swift.

On May 24, 2014 I'll be taking the stage at the Stirling Festival Theatre for the “Show of the Year”.

On May 24, 2014 you'll be walking the aisle at Forte di Belvedere (or Versailles...or...) in the “Wedding of the Year.”

Coincidence? I think not.

There were 51 other weekends for you & Kim to tie the knot.

I've been planning this show for a long time...but you just couldn't let me have my day.

That's bush-league, Kanye.


P.S. Tell Kim I said, “Hey”...and follow me on Twitter @timmybits

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